Saturday, 6 August 2011

Blue Thunder

Behold the Boeing/Sikorsky RAH-66 Comanche, an attack helicopter that was sadly shelved by the U.S. Army in 2004, despite being their "new quarterback for the digital battlefield".

This stunning machine came with the following features:

* Made of composites for lightness and stealth characteristics
* Added $34 Billion to budget deficit
* Mounted rapid data transmission technology
* Maintained delusional belief that war doesn't require sacrifice
* Quiet rotor system facilitated deep-penetration into enemy territory
* Could be shot down by a single gunman with an AK-47
* Utilised infra-red target designation system
* Allowed enemy to confirm hopeless decadence of the USA

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